The Richest Ride. The Heaviest Flex.
Crafted from pure 24K gold, the Gilded Edition elevates everyday strolls into legacy-level moments. This is not a purchase, it’s an investment.
Estimated value: $550,000
Raising the Bar in Stroller Luxury
- Gilded 360° Rotation: Because your baby deserves smooth spins in solid gold.
- Seat trimmed in washable gold: Because mess happens—even in luxury.
- Not FAA-approved. Not real-life certified.
Highly Unverified Testimonials
Justin M.We were going to buy a house, but then I saw this.
Siena R.I told my financial advisor. He cried.
APRIL FOOL'S!
You caught us! We’re a lot of things, but not that extra.
While the Gilded Edition may be a stretch, we do offer a stunning Gold G5 Stroller Frame—sleek, stylish, and considerably more affordable than $550,000.
